We like to chat about
 The dresses we will wear tonight
 We chew the fat about
 Our tresses and the neighbors' fight
 Inconsequential things that
 Men don't really care to know
 Become essential things that
 Girls find so“apropos”
 But that's a dame, we're all the same
 It's just a game, we call it
 Girl talk, girl talk
 
 We all meow about
 The ups and downs of all our friends
 The“who”the“how”the“why”
 We dish the dirt, it never ends
 The weaker sex, the speaker sex
 You mortal males behold
 But tho' we joke
 We wouldn't trade you for a sack of gold
 It's so been planned
 Please take my hand
 Please understand the sweetest
 Girl Talk talks of you