Intro: [G] [D] [A] [D][D] 
Well she weighs a buck ninety and she looks real good. 
At [A] least she does to me.
She don't wear no fancy clothes when we go out to [D] eat
I like beer and onion rings and betting on the [G] game.[A] 
I asked her to marry me, and she belched out my [D] name
Chorus:Ya [G] other guys like trophy wives with [D] tiny little waists
They'll [G] buy them yachts and caviar to [D] suit their champagne [A] taste.[G] 
Me I like em husky with an [D] appetite for [B] life[G] 
I thank God for [D] giving me my [A] bowling trophy [D] wife[G] [D] [A] [D][D] 
Well she makes her own bubbles in her bubble bath [A] that just makes me proud
She'll dance around the house in her birthday suit with music way too [D] loud
She likes 
Merle Haggard and she likes 
George Jones and a little bit of 
Patsy [G] 
ClineShe'll [A] grab my butt in the grocery store when we're standing in the checkout [D] line(chorus x2)[G] 
Man I'm in [D] love with my [A] bowling trophy [D] wife[G] [D] [G] [D] [G] [D] [G] [D]