The Cat Came Back

	Old Uncle Judd had troubles of his own.
	He had a scruffy yellow tom that wouldn't leave home.
	He went to church one Sunday, one Sunday for advice.
	The preacher said, "Leave him here, 't'would be so very nice."
	CHORUS:
	But the cat came back, the cat came back.
	Thought he was a goner, but the cat came back.
	He just couldn't stay away.
	He gave him to a man going up in a balloon'
	And asked the chap to leave him with the Man in the Moon.
	Well, the balloon it must have busted; well, that's what everybody said.
	'Cause ten miles away they picked the man up dead.
	CHORUS:
	Old Uncle Judd swore he'd kill the cat on sight.
	He loaded up his blunderbuss with nails & dynamite.
	He aimed it at the spot where the tomcat would appear.
	All they ever found was Uncle Judd's left ear...
	[SPOPKEN:]
	"Uh, where did they find it?"
	"Well, it was just left 'ere."
	CHORUS:
	He broke into the house, ate everything in sight;
	While outside this Irish fella was looking for a fight.
	The cat all smiles sat fat & fully fed.
	The fella sang "Rule, Brittania" and the cat dropped dead.
	CHORUS: [replace "the cat" with "his ghost"]