I'm a Little Christmas Cracker - Diana Decker Written by:Lee I'm a little Christmas cracker Hanging on a Christmas tree Just a little Christmas cracker A bang a bang a bang a that's me A bang a bang a bang a that's me If you pull me right in half I give you things to make you laugh Paper hats and good advice Pretty little toys and everything That's nice I'm a little Christmas cracker Hanging on a Christmas tree Just a little Christmas cracker Bang a bang a bang That's me Bang a bang a bang That's me A message to my sister Anne She's gonna meet a tall Dark handsome man Napoleon's hat for poor Little henpecked dad He's having the grandest night That he's ever had A tiny little trumpet for baby Joe He'll be so happy then When he starts to blow A lot of bright balloons Make a lot of fun And then the party's really begun She's a little Christmas cracker Bang a bang Hanging on a Christmas tree That's me Just a little Christmas cracker A bang a bang a bang A bang a bang a bang a That's me A bang a bang a bang A bang a bang a bang That's me If you pull me right in half I give you things to make you laugh Paper hats and good advice Pretty little toys and everything That's nice I'm a little Christmas cracker Hanging on a Christmas tree Just a little Christmas cracker A bang a bang a bang a bang A bang a bang That's me A bang a bang a bang a bang A bang a bang a That's me A bang a bang a bang a bang A bang a bang a bang A bang a bang a bang a bang A bang a bang a bang That's me Ooh aah That's me