Ｃ：我会舞蹈　我会画图　我会跑步
Ｃ＋Ｇ：识得分差与好
Ｇ：手指会数　身子会补
Ｃ＋Ｇ：亦未对路
#Ｃ＋Ｇ：他将咪高峰紧抱手上
听得观众都技痒
Ｇ：谁喉咙极痒　Ｃ：谁还未痒
Ｃ＋Ｇ：跟他烧炮杖
Ｃ＋Ｇ：Coz if Yan can cook, y not we can't shout?
Ｇ：若手瓜起展
Ｃ＋Ｇ：Coz if man can cry, y not we can't shout?
Ｃ：在这种天口　要兴得有汗流#

Ｇ：当我幼稚　当我闹事　当我多事
Ｃ＋Ｇ：不讲天都会知
Ｃ：不只你知　不只我知
Ｃ＋Ｇ：实在有事 Repeat#
#Ｃ＋Ｇ：他将咪高峰紧抱手上
听得观众都技痒
Ｇ：谁喉咙极痒　Ｃ：谁还未痒
Ｃ＋Ｇ：跟他烧炮杖
Ｃ＋Ｇ：Coz if Yan can cook, y not we can't shout?
Ｇ：若手瓜起展
Ｃ＋Ｇ：Coz if man can cry, y not we can't shout?
Ｃ：在这种天口　要兴得有汗流#


Ｇ：他将咪高峰紧抱手上
Ｃ：听得观众都技痒
Ｇ：谁喉咙极痒　Ｃ：谁还未痒
Ｃ＋Ｇ：跟他烧炮 杖
Ｃ＋Ｇ：Coz if Yan can cook, y not we can't shout?
Ｃ：若手瓜起展　我靠我把口
Ｃ＋Ｇ：Coz if man can cry, y not we can't shout?
Ｇ：这么多口水　你听到我没有
Ｃ：我要说得很简单　看见某某想洗眼
巴不得他谈情时　着错衫
Ｇ：我要说的很简单　某某某某很抵赞
他的心地和为人　很抢眼