Hold up man we ain't bringing nothing up until I diss this girl man.
 Aw you ain't going to go into that Jane thing again?
 You know I had to diss her! I told her don't mess with me you know?
 But why you gotta be bothering with that skeezer? That was way back
 Let me tell you how it went anyway
 Hanging out late drinking a couple of brews
 Turn on the radio put the shit on snooze
 So when it's time to get up, the radio comes on
 Blasting in my ear with the hip-hop song
 Five minutes later I hear someone knocking
 Yo outside yo, my stereo's rocking
 Saying in my mind "Who can it be?"
 It was me, the P double E M D
 I said yo
 I said yo
 What's up trooper? I have a girl and she wants me to duke her
 Why didn't you?
 I woulda have been, only thing she brung along a friend
 Looked up and down and said "Hmm, I'll take her"
 She came behind me and then she rubbed my back
 And started playing horsey
 She showed pain but inside she felt joy
 Ayo she broke wild and said "Ride em cowboy!"
 Three o'clock on the dot
 Tired of busting her
 Woke up in the morning to my record "You're a Customer"
 Bigger
 Stronger and much faster
 And you don't quit, EPMD rock double
 To the funky shit!