[E] Hold up man we ain't bringing nothing up until I diss this girl man.
[P] Aw you ain't going to go into that Jane thing again?
[E] You know I had to diss her! I told her don't mess with me you know?
[P] But why you gotta be bothering with that skeezer? That was way back
[E] Let me tell you how it went anyway
[E] Hanging out late drinking a couple of brews
[P] Turn on the radio put the shit on snooze
[E] So when it's time to get up, the radio comes on
[P] Blasting in my ear with the hip-hop song
[E] Five minutes later I hear someone knocking
[P] Yo outside yo, my stereo's rocking
[E] Saying in my mind "Who can it be?"
[P] It was me, the P double E M D
[E] I said yo
[P] I said yo
[E] What's up trooper? I have a girl and she wants me to duke her
[P] Why didn't you?
[E] I woulda have been, only thing she brung along a friend
[P] Looked up and down and said "Hmm, I'll take her"
[E] She came behind me and then she rubbed my back
[P] And started playing horsey
[E] She showed pain but inside she felt joy
[P] Ayo she broke wild and said "Ride em cowboy!"
[E] Three o'clock on the dot
[P] Tired of busting her
[E] Woke up in the morning to my record "You're a Customer"
[P] Bigger
[E] Stronger and much faster
[P] And you don't quit, EPMD rock double
[E] To the funky shit!