Old Watertown, nothing much happenin', down on Main, 'cept a little rain Old Watertown, everyone knows, the perfect crime, killin' time And no one's goin' anywhere, livin's much too easy there It can never be a lonely place when there's the shelter of familiar faces Who can say it's not that way, Old Watertown, so much excitement To be found hangin' round, there's someone standing in the rain Waiting for the morning train, it's gonna be a lonely place Without the look of familiar faces, but who can say it's not that way