.
My teeth have never looked quite this yellow
and my body never quite this fat
I'll pay well over the odds
just to have some teenage abandoned back
I hit the ice on the 5th of Jan
and I swear it was an act of fate
But I don't get angry when I'm feeling down
I just take my problems to the center of town
.
And Schumacher the Champagne
Whoever needed good cause to celebrate
Schumacher the Champagne,
you might as well be proud of last place
.
We used to set ourselves on fire
when chemistry was twice a week
And now I pay for it over a counter
whilst they become fitness freaks
My bad habits are taking over all the good left inside
But I don't get angry when I'm feeling down
I just take my problems to the center of town
.
And Schumacher the Champagne
Whoever needed good cause to celebrate
Schumacher the Champagne,
you might as well be proud of last place
.
Schumacher the Champagne
Who ever needed good cause to celebrate
Oh take me as I am
Oh take me as I am
Oh take me as I am
Or not at all
.
Or not at all x5