| Song | Hanging By His Hair |
| Artist | The Residents |
| Album | Roadworms |
| Helpless and hanging around | |
| Inches away from the ground | |
| Where I'm gonna be found | |
| By my father | |
| It's kinda cloudy and gray | |
| Soon they'll be coming my way | |
| Maybe it's better this way | |
| For my father | |
| In front of family and friends | |
| I killed my brother and then | |
| I tried to do it again | |
| To my father | |
| Soon I'm gonna be dead | |
| But I slept on his bed | |
| With his women and said | |
| Fuck you, father | |
| I never thought that I would be | |
| Discovered in a hardwood tree | |
| Hanging by my hair above | |
| A pair of mating turtle doves |