Metal Guru is it you 
 Metal Guru is it you 
 Sitting there in your armour plated chair 
 
 Metal Guru is it true 
 Metal Guru is it true 
 All alone without a telephone 
 
 Metal Guru could it be 
 You're gonna bring my baby to me 
 She'll be wild you know 
 A rock'n'roll child 
 
 Metal Guru has it been 
 Just like a silver-studded sabre-tooth dream 
 I'll be clean you know 
 Pollution machine