Everybody said so man, you could see it on 
TVThey stood there ashamed with nowhere to go
Nobody wants them now the kids are alright
Every day is a holiday and pushin' people around
I'm makin' monsters for my friends
I'm makin' monsters for my friends
Someone caught one 
I could see so myself
I had to call two five four so they wouldn't blame them
We wanted to know now, how much trouble there was
When we asked our 
Daddy he said, '
It's just because""
I'm makin' monsters for my friends
I'm makin' monsters for my friends"I don't wanna open a can of wormsAnd I don't want any SpaghettiO'sAnd I could always tell when someone is holdin' a grudgeI'm makin' monsters for my friendsI'm makin' monsters for my friendsI'm makin' monsters for my friendsI'm makin' monsters for my friendsHey!