[00:-2.00]Eminem - Insane
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[00:01.97]I was born with a dick in my brain
[00:03.52]Yea fucked in the head
[00:04.91]My step-father said that I sucked in the bed
[00:07.30]'Til one night he snuck in and said
[00:09.15]We're going out back, I want my dick sucked in the shed
[00:12.25]"Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead?"
[00:14.66]After I fuck you in the butt, get some head
[00:17.12]Bust a nut, get some rest
[00:18.33]The next day my mother said,
[00:19.88]"I don't know what the fuck's up with this kid"
[00:21.97]The bastard won't even eat nothing he scared
[00:24.37]He just hung himself in the bedroom he's dead
[00:26.94]Jeffrey don't let that fucker get you upset
[00:29.37]Go in there stick a fucking cigarette to his neck
[00:31.82]I bet you he's faking it, I bet you
[00:33.72]I'll bet he prolly wants to see how upset you would get
[00:36.61]I'll go handle this of course unless you object
[00:39.28]Ah, go fuck his brains out if any is left in his head
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[00:41.82]If you could count the skeletons in my closet
[00:44.13]Under my bed and up under my faucet
[00:46.65]Then you would know I've completely lost it
[00:49.11]Is he nuts? No, he's insane
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[00:52.36]If you could count the skeletons in my closet
[00:53.97]Under my bed and up under my faucet
[00:56.55]Then you would know I've completely lost it
[00:58.92]Is he nuts? No, he's insane
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[01:02.13]You get it? No I just tried to bite my face off
[01:03.89]I just got fucking chased off with a chainsaw
[01:06.40]Then he took the chainsaw bit the fucking blades off
[01:08.72]Ate the blades, stuck a baseball in a slingshot
[01:11.11]Then he aimed at his own face let the thing pop
[01:13.59]Took his eye out picked it up and played ping pong
[01:16.04]Then he played ping pong with his own ding dong
[01:18.45]That motherfucker's got nuts like king kong
[01:20.89]Then he set the lawn mower out on the dang lawn
[01:23.29]And he layed all up underneath it with the thing on
[01:25.79]Then he took his pants he took every fucking thing off
[01:28.29]Everything except his tank top and his training bra
[01:30.86]Ain't he raw? Yea, maniac that Shady dog
[01:33.14]Man that motherfuckers gangsta, ain't he dog?
[01:35.60]Shady dog, what be going through that fucking brain of yours?
[01:38.11]Say no more, what the fuck you waiting for? Sing along.
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[01:40.86]If you could count the skeletons in my closet
[01:42.89]Under my bed and up under my faucet
[01:45.42]Then you would know I've completely lost it
[01:47.89]Is he nuts? No, he's insane
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[01:51.02]If you could count the skeletons in my closet
[01:52.79]Under my bed and up under my faucet
[01:55.14]Then you would know I've completely lost it
[01:57.58]Is he nuts? No, he's insane
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[02:00.83]Don't you know what felch means? (Yea)
[02:01.78]Well then tell me, would you rather get felched or do the felching?
[02:04.96]Fuck 'em in the ass suck the cum out while you're belching
[02:07.36]Burp belch and go back for a second helping
[02:09.83]Can you dig what I'm saying man? can you smell me?
[02:12.29]I want you to feel me like my step-father felt me
[02:14.70]Fuck a little puppet kick the puppy while he's yelping
[02:17.12]Shady what the fuck you saying? I don't know help me!
[02:19.71]What the fuck's happening? I think I'm fucking melting!
[02:22.16]Marshall I just love you boy I care about your well-being
[02:24.52]No dad I said no, I don't need no help peeing
[02:26.96]I'm a big boy I can do it by myself see
[02:29.47]I only get naked when the babysitter tells me
[02:31.90]She showed me a movie like Nightmare on Elm Street
[02:34.42]But it was X and they called it Pubic Hair on Chelsey
[02:36.76]Well this is called Ass-Rape and we should do the Jail scene
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[02:39.62]If you could count the skeletons in my closet
[02:41.63]Under my bed and up under my faucet
[02:44.20]Then you would know I've completely lost it
[02:46.64]Is he nuts? No, he's insane
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[02:49.68]If you could count the skeletons in my closet
[02:51.43]Under my bed and up under my faucet
[02:54.24]Then you would know I've completely lost it
[02:56.47]Is he nuts? No, he's insane
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