| Song | The Army's Tired Now |
| Artist | They Might Be Giants |
| Album | They Got Lost |
| The army's tired now, | |
| Tired of swinging its giant arms | |
| The army's tired now | |
| Tired of waiting on the couch | |
| And it's so sad | |
| All its defenders have moved along | |
| And it's so sad | |
| The army's good times have all gone. |