The guys were feeling good about their liquor run 
The girls were kinda flirting with the setting sun 
We all kinda fumbled through the 
Jitterbug 
We were all powered up on some new upper drug 
Everyone was funny and everyone was pretty 
And everyone was coming towards the center of the city 
The dance floor was crowded, the bathrooms were worse 
We kissed in your car and we drank from your purse 
I had my mouth on her nose 
When the chaperon said that we were dancing too close 
We had some massive nights, every song was right 
All that wine was tight 
And your friends were pretty cool 
And my friends were acting cool 
And there weren't any fights 
There's usually one or two 
Some guys they get a little bit uptight 
Some girls they got something to prove 
We had some massive highs 
We had some crushing lows 
We had some lusty little crushes 
We had those all ages hardcore matinee shows 
I was down on my knees 
When the chaperon said that it was time for me to leave 
We had some massive nights and every song was right 
All that wine was tight 
Your friends were pretty cool 
And my friends were acting cool 
And there weren't any fights 
There's usually one or two 
Some guys they get a little bit uptight 
Some girls they got something to prove 
We had some massive nights 
We had some massive nights 
We had some massive nights 
We had some massive nights 
We had some massive nights and every song was right 
All that wine was tight 
Your friends were pretty cool 
And my friends were acting cool 
She had the gun in her mouth 
And she was shooting up at her dreams 
When the chaperon said that we'd been crowned 
The king and the queen