| Song | Cruiser's Creek |
| Artist | The Fall |
| Album | 45 84 89 : A Sides |
| Bill grundy's intro: | |
| I have never seen five thousand yobbos in my life | |
| I promise you I'm only going to speak to you now | |
| For a few seconds | |
| But a bit later I'm going to tell you | |
| About how I made the fortune of punk rock | |
| Since I think that music starts with johann sebastian bach | |
| And ends with franz schubert | |
| You're going to have to listen a bit later | |
| About my interview on television | |
| The first they'd ever had | |
| Bad language | |
| See you later | |
| Enjoy yourselves |