| Song | Hygiene Squad |
| Artist | The Ark |
| Album | In Full Regalia |
| My momma made me join the hygiene squad | |
| The money's bad and the hours are odd | |
| They make me work double | |
| And they make me work hard | |
| - That's how they're doin' business at the hygiene squad | |
| My momma made me join the hygiene squad | |
| I'm doing my shift with a guy named Claude | |
| We're staking out a baker we suspect is a fraud | |
| - That's how we spend our pastime at the hygiene squad | |
| And in the summertime when the weather is damp | |
| My momma sent me off to the hygiene camp | |
| »We're fifty ganster boys living in a row of tents | |
| I've used up all the kleenex | |
| And the money that you sent | |
| - Take me back momma, I won't fuss and fight! | |
| Please don't make me stay 'til friday's talent night | |
| Last week some german showed us how to sterilize cod | |
| - That's how we let our hair down at the hygiene squad« | |
| My momma made me join the hygiene squad | |
| On the nightshift you mustn't lower your guard | |
| The things you see makes you want to shout | |
| » - Oh, god! Why did momma make me join the hygiene squad?« | |
| And in the summertime when the weather is damp | |
| My daddy sent me off to the hygiene camp | |
| »We're fifty ganster boys living in a row of tents | |
| I've used up all the kleenex | |
| And the money that you sent | |
| - Take me back momma, I won't fuss and fight! | |
| Please don't make me stay 'til friday's talent night | |
| Last week some sucker showed us how to sterilize cod | |
| - That's how we let our hair down at the hygiene squad« | |
| Mymymymymymy momma made me join the hygiene squad | |
| The money's bad and the hours are odd | |
| They make me work double | |
| And they make me work hard | |
| - That's how they're doin' business at the hygiene squad | |
| [They make me work double | |
| And they make me work hard] | |
| That's how we let our hair down at the hygiene squad | |
| [They make me work double | |
| And they make me work hard] | |
| You see, my momma made me join the hygiene squad |
| My momma made me join the hygiene squad | |
| The money' s bad and the hours are odd | |
| They make me work double | |
| And they make me work hard | |
| That' s how they' re doin' business at the hygiene squad | |
| My momma made me join the hygiene squad | |
| I' m doing my shift with a guy named Claude | |
| We' re staking out a baker we suspect is a fraud | |
| That' s how we spend our pastime at the hygiene squad | |
| And in the summertime when the weather is damp | |
| My momma sent me off to the hygiene camp | |
| We' re fifty ganster boys living in a row of tents | |
| I' ve used up all the kleenex | |
| And the money that you sent | |
| Take me back momma, I won' t fuss and fight! | |
| Please don' t make me stay ' til friday' s talent night | |
| Last week some german showed us how to sterilize cod | |
| That' s how we let our hair down at the hygiene squad | |
| My momma made me join the hygiene squad | |
| On the nightshift you mustn' t lower your guard | |
| The things you see makes you want to shout | |
| Oh, god! Why did momma make me join the hygiene squad? | |
| And in the summertime when the weather is damp | |
| My daddy sent me off to the hygiene camp | |
| We' re fifty ganster boys living in a row of tents | |
| I' ve used up all the kleenex | |
| And the money that you sent | |
| Take me back momma, I won' t fuss and fight! | |
| Please don' t make me stay ' til friday' s talent night | |
| Last week some sucker showed us how to sterilize cod | |
| That' s how we let our hair down at the hygiene squad | |
| Mymymymymymy momma made me join the hygiene squad | |
| The money' s bad and the hours are odd | |
| They make me work double | |
| And they make me work hard | |
| That' s how they' re doin' business at the hygiene squad | |
| They make me work double | |
| And they make me work hard | |
| That' s how we let our hair down at the hygiene squad | |
| They make me work double | |
| And they make me work hard | |
| You see, my momma made me join the hygiene squad |