作曲 : Steve Whale/Steve Kent/Micky Fitzsimons
Gareth Southgate stood on the spot 
Couldn't believe the chance he got 
He'd be a hero with one toe punt 
But sent it at the keeper oh what a cunt 
SOUTHGATE'
S GOING HO
ME, HE'S G
OING HOME 
SOUTHGATE'
S GOING HO
ME, HE'S G
OING HOME 
SOUTHGATE'
S GOING HO
ME - OH NO 
HE'S MISSE
D THE BUS 
Should he hit to the left 
Should he hit to the right 
Don't really matter coz he was shite 
That's the way our luck goes 
Couldn't see the ball coz of the size of his nose 
If I score this it'll be a killer 
Coz they won't let me at 
Aston Villa 
Didn't take a run up for the kick 
Even me mum thinks 
I'm a prick 
DANCE NOW 
WHATEVER Y
OU WILL BE 
BUT HE MIS
SED THE FU
CKING PENA
LTY SO WE 
SMASHED UP 
THE TOWN W
HEREVER WE 
MAY BE COZ 
HE MISSED 
THE FUCKIN
G PENALTY