I am a pilgrim looking for danger

I am an outlaw  I am a stranger

I'm just a clown walking down the street

I think Lou Reed is a creep

I need a girl I need release

I can go anywhere  people look and people stare

They all know that I'm the one  not to let your son become

What I want to do I do  who I want to screw I screw

Playin in a heavy band  guess I'm just a Two Tub Man
I drink Coca cola for breakfast

I've got Jackie Onassis in my pants

I'm never gonna watch channel 13

Edjumacation ain't for me

I'm so drunk I can barely see

I can go anywhere  people look and people stare

They all know that I'm the one  not to let your son become

What I want to do I do  who I want to screw I screw
Playin in a heavy band  guess I'm just a Two Tub Man
I never graduated from high school

I wore paisley I was too cool

I think color TV's a gas

How about this

I think Joe Franklin is real flash

I don't mind if I gotta kick your ass