Who's that boy with the sandwich in his hand

You won't miss me  even though you can

He could make a dead dog laugh

And watch me kick my mother on her ass

He's no boy and yet he ain't no man

He don't know what he's gonna do

In three years  I'm gonna be twenty-two

All his friends think he's great

I'm their favorite degenerate

You might say  he's just too crazy for you

I'm the most outrageous

Hope it's not contagious

All the world's got a one-way ticket to heck  to heck  to heck

You can bet that  he's no Mickey Mouse

Give me an hour  and I'll destroy your house

Eatin' eggs  all day long

Sleepin' with the TV on
He looks just like you  turn him inside out

He looks just like you  turn him inside out

He looks just like you  turn him inside out