| Song | The Celebutard Chronicles |
| Artist | The Falcon |
| Album | Unicornography |
| 作曲 : Falcon, Kelly | |
| She's got the biggest tits. | |
| He's got the longest dick. | |
| And I get to read about it every week. | |
| You hear that sucking sound? | |
| It's culture going down. | |
| Seaward with the | |
| C-words; submerged in shit with dreams to drown. | |
| Baby, don't you want to throw it up now? | |
| Just aim for the bowl and | |
| I'll hold back your gown. | |
| This is my favorite ad | |
| I got on pay-per-view. | |
| The vacant bitch in the convertible reminds me of you. | |
| Oh baby. I'll watch my fuckin' mouth the day it gets a date with | |
| Ashlee Simpson, or stars in ads from | |
| TRESemme. | |
| Is it the taste of vomit or the cocaine? | |
| All the flashing lights or trashy magazines? | |
| One thousand sunken eyes? | |
| The way she shows her thighs? | |
| The million fucking dollars, the jet-skis, or the guys? | |
| How 'bout those fucking aspirations? | |
| Aiming for the vacuous end. | |
| I wanna need that respiration. | |
| I wanna get some press for it.0 | |
| Press it on. | |
| Press it down. it's already up in my face now. | |
| Oh baby. I wanna see my name in lights. | |
| And throw up in my purse. | |
| And die. Hoo! |
| zuò qǔ : Falcon, Kelly | |
| She' s got the biggest tits. | |
| He' s got the longest dick. | |
| And I get to read about it every week. | |
| You hear that sucking sound? | |
| It' s culture going down. | |
| Seaward with the | |
| Cwords submerged in shit with dreams to drown. | |
| Baby, don' t you want to throw it up now? | |
| Just aim for the bowl and | |
| I' ll hold back your gown. | |
| This is my favorite ad | |
| I got on payperview. | |
| The vacant bitch in the convertible reminds me of you. | |
| Oh baby. I' ll watch my fuckin' mouth the day it gets a date with | |
| Ashlee Simpson, or stars in ads from | |
| TRESemme. | |
| Is it the taste of vomit or the cocaine? | |
| All the flashing lights or trashy magazines? | |
| One thousand sunken eyes? | |
| The way she shows her thighs? | |
| The million fucking dollars, the jetskis, or the guys? | |
| How ' bout those fucking aspirations? | |
| Aiming for the vacuous end. | |
| I wanna need that respiration. | |
| I wanna get some press for it. 0 | |
| Press it on. | |
| Press it down. it' s already up in my face now. | |
| Oh baby. I wanna see my name in lights. | |
| And throw up in my purse. | |
| And die. Hoo! |