Pop songs your new boyfriend’s too stupid to know about (x4)
Sure he likes the Breeders
He thinks Green Day’s pretty swell
But what about the Bartlebees and Neutral Milk Hotel?
It’s okay for a sunny day but that Sting album won’t do
Cause when I played you Allen Clapp, you know baby I loved you – hey – hey
Pop songs your new boyfriend’s too stupid to know about (x4)
Sure he buys you records if you like them by U2
But if you want the Pastels baby, here’s what you should do
Get on your bike and take a hike and meet me at our spot
Just you and me and Halo Benders. Hey that’s pretty hot – and we’ll sing
Pop songs your new boyfriend’s too stupid to know about (x4)
Break it down go!

Here’s a way we’ll spend our day with Lois and the Crabs
We’ll have some fun and visit Cub and maybe we’ll hold hands
He can keep the Lemonheads and Weezer he gave you
Cause you and me got Heavenly and Nothing Painted Blue
Pop songs your new boyfriend’s too stupid to know about (x8)
Go!
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