| Song | How To Tie A Tie |
| Artist | The Lucksmiths |
| Album | Why That Doesn't Surprise Me |
| Not for the first time | |
| I'm having second thoughts | |
| In the days we used to shoplift | |
| I was always getting caught | |
| But we were penniless | |
| And penitence was more than I could afford | |
| For the last time: | |
| You'll be fine | |
| That was forever ago | |
| And better left behind | |
| At the strangest of times | |
| It weighs on your mind | |
| If we're not getting better | |
| At least we're getting by | |
| Not working's not working | |
| So give something else a try | |
| I'm watching closely | |
| While my girlfriend shows me how to tie a tie |