[00:54.62]It would appear that male pattern
[00:59.79]Baldness has set in
[01:03.75]His hair, at an alarming pace
[01:06.63]Running away from his face
[01:10.32]He's losing his virility
[01:15.70]And now his masculinity
[01:19.51]Has been compromised
[01:24.15]And his libido down-sized
[01:28.60]Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
[01:31.63]Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
[01:36.18]It's not for me you understand
[01:44.25]Bald, slap headed and hairless
[01:50.12]Bald he is destined to be
[01:54.25]Bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of me.
[01:58.60]From what I have been reading
[02:08.59]His scalp needs kneading
[02:12.88]To stimulate each follicle
[02:17.01]And reverse this diabolical
[02:21.05]Condition that's afflicted he
[02:25.63]For years and has cruelly
[02:29.46]Repulsed each potential mate
[02:36.57]And left him with a balding pate
[02:40.71]Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
[02:43.49]Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
[02:47.81]It's not for me you understand
[02:56.33]Bald, slap headed and hairless
[03:01.76]Bald he is destined to be
[03:06.15]Bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of me.
[03:10.22]Sock it to me baby, yeah!
[03:18.22]Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
[03:54.59]Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
[03:59.06]It's not for me you understand
[04:06.63]Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
[04:12.50]Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
[04:16.82]It's not for me you understand
[04:24.25]Bald, slap headed and hairless
[04:29.86]Bald he is destined to be
[04:33.93]Bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of me
[04:38.17]Thank God
[04:45.53]Bald, slap headed and hairless
[05:03.88]Bald, he is destined to be
[05:07.83]Bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of me
[05:12.34]How?
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