The Darkness -- One way ticket

It was a dusty old night
And I'm the first to admit it
I'm sure I upset someone
But my memory has chosen to omit it
A tiny voice telling me
I really should cool it
Chewing my face off
Talking absolute rubbish
The first line hit me like a kick in the face
But I better have another one just in case
Next thing I knew my heart was under attack
I'm on a one way ticket to hell... and back
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell…
I've always tried to keep my vices under wraps
But a coach load of mutes would have been talkative cha... haps
If they'd seen fit to join me for a couple of hits
But now my septum's in tatters and I've still got the runs
It burned for a moment then it kicked like a mule
The strangers I’d recruited thought it was rocket fuel
Several massive choking lines of glorious gak
Bought a one way ticket to hell... and back
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell

Stick it up your fucking nose (Woo hooo)
Holding court, repeating myself except we're getting slightly louder
Pausing just long enough to snort the white powder
Wheels came off but I'm still on track
Bought a one way ticket to hell... and back!
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell