作词 : Odenkirk
JB: BRRRRR
RRRRRING....
BRRRRRRRRR
RRRING KG: *
Click sound* 
Two Kings. 
JB: Hey Kage. 
KG: Hey. J
B: How's it goin? 
KG: Good, good. 
JB: What're ya doin? 
KG: Oh God, 
I was just, 
I w- JB: I love you. 
KG: ...what'd you say? 
JB: Said I love you,man. 
Just wanted to say it. 
KG: Hey, thanks. 
Thank you. 
That's awesome, fuckin awesome...
I mean, uh, that's cool you can, you can say that. 
JB: ...Don't you have something to say? 
KG: No...oh 
I mean, I uh, 
I like you.
I like you too dude. 
JB: Whoa, like? 
OH HO HO M
AN! I'm glad 
I fuckin did this test on you. 
The friendship test. 
KG: What? 
JB: No, man 
KG What are you talkin about? 
JB: What happened before, when 
I said I loved you,that was a test. 
Because man 
I coulda made a total ass of myself if 
I hadn't done this test on you. *whistle* hoo hoo! 
KG: But you don't? 
JB: Boy! K
G: You don't, really love me? 
JB: Dude listen. 
You fuckin passed the test ok? 
But barely. 
Ya know what you got? 
KG: What? 
JB: F plus. 
Click