作词 : Tenacious D
We should talk about the hard fucking no 
The hard fucking? 
Because I think it's a pretty common complaint 
Yeah the ladies don't really like the hard fucking 
You feel like you're giving 'em some extra juice 
They're not in to that, no 
You think your like oh, taken 'em to the limit 
Maybe they are though, they're into that, 
You know what the test is? 
You just say get on top honey, 
You do what you like 
And then sometimes she'll be fucking you really hard 
It's like wait, wait you like that? 
You like that? 
Slow down 
I'm gonna spurt! 
AHH UHH Sorry 
You shouldn't have fucked me so hard.