作词 : Tenacious D
Dude, we gotta fuckin' write something new, c'mon
I don't like that, so far bad, off to a bad start
Better, closer, warmer, that's it, okay
I love ya baby but all 
I can think about is
Kielbasa sausage, your butt cheeks is warm
I check my dipstick, you need lubrication, honey
My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform
Now get it on!
I see you walkin', but all 
I can think about is
Dianetics, your butt cheeks is warm
I check my dipstick, you need lubrication, honey
My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform
Now I've been set loose-ah, 
I'm shooting my juice-ah
Right in your caboose, now fuckin' get it on!
Now get it on, get it on!
Dianetics 
Jr. much better than 
KrishnaDianetics 
Jr. much better indeed
And all you people here you're tremendous
Except the people in the back
And you're smokin' up a big-ass bowl of weed
With me, me and 
KGAll right! 
Oh yeah! All right! 
Oh my God!
All the ladies in the house say yeah, yeah
C'mon, you muthafucka say a prayer
When ya fight, ya gotta fight fair
You muthafucka, ho, you muthafucka
You know what time it is?
It's a Tenacious 
D time, you muthafucka, go!
Fuck, yeah! 
Yeah, yeah!
Dude, that was 
TNT