[00:00]Cemetery Polka
[00:00.00] 作词 : Waits
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[00:00.27] Uncle Vernon, Uncle Vernon, independent as a hog on ice
[00:06.02] He's a big shot down there at the slaughterhouse
[00:08.88] Plays accordion for Mr. Weiss
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[00:11.75] Uncle Biltmore and Uncle William
[00:14.64] Made a million during World War Two
[00:17.55] But they're tightwads and they're cheapskates
[00:20.50] And they'll never give a dime to you
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[00:34.68] Auntie Mame has gone insane
[00:36.93] She lives in the doorway of an old hotel
[00:40.43] And the radio is playing opera
[00:43.29] All she ever says is "Go to hell"
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[00:46.15] Uncle Violet flew as a pilot
[00:49.05] And there ain't no pretty girls in France
[00:51.85] Now he runs a tiny little bookie joint
[00:54.51] They say he never keeps it in his pants
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[00:57.66] Uncle Bill will never leave a will
[01:00.47] And the tumor is as big as an egg
[01:03.08] He has a mistress, she's Puerto Rican
[01:06.07] And I heard she has a wooden leg
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[01:20.40] Uncle Phil can't live without his pills
[01:23.15] He has emphysema and he's almost blind
[01:26.21] And we must find out where the money is
[01:29.06] Get it now before he loses his mind
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[01:32.11] Uncle Vernon, Uncle Vernon, independent as a hog on ice
[01:37.72] He's a big shot down there at the slaughterhouse
[01:40.38] He plays accordion for Mr. Weiss
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