作词 : Hannon
Bernice bobs her hair in the barber's in the square 
All her new-found friends are there to see it done 
Bernice bobs her hair 
She's been driven to despair '
Cause her cousin doesn't care about anyone 
Her hair was long 
Her hair was dark 
Her hair flowed down her back 
And now it lies upon the floor 
Bernice runs out the door 
Marjorie had told her what to wear to the parties 
Marjorie had told her what to say to the boys 
Now Marjorie was jealous of her social advances 
And presented her with this choice "Bernice bob your hair You've persistently declared this intention Do you dare to disagree?" 
So Bernice bobs her hair and is instantly ensnared 
In the trap so well prepared by 
Marjorie