[00:11.000]Can you stand upon one leg
[00:16.000]It’s harder than you think
[00:20.000]If you can do it without falling down
[00:23.000]You can do just about anything
[00:28.000]Go on, see if you can
[00:33.000]See how long you can stand on one leg
[00:45.000]Can you beat your dad at chess
[00:50.000]It’s harder than you think
[00:55.000]Sit him down at Christmas
[00:56.000]Turn the TV off
[00:58.000]Give him lots of chocolates and a drink
[01:04.000]And he might give you a match
[01:07.000]And when you’ve been duly dispatched he will laugh
[01:14.000]Ha ha ha
[01:15.000]And you’ll say, ‘one more game’
[01:20.000]Can you write a silly song
[01:25.000]It’s harder than you think
[01:29.000]One that’s not too short
[01:31.000]One that’s not too long
[01:33.000]One that can make everybody sing
[01:37.000]Go on, give it a try
[01:41.000]You might do better than I
[01:45.000]It’s just like trying to stand on one leg
[01:52.000]Tell me can you tell a funny joke
[01:59.000]One that makes you laugh out loud
[02:03.000]One that makes the milk come out your nose
[02:06.000]If you know a funny joke then tell it now…
[02:24.000]…that’s not bad, I’m impressed
[02:28.500]But there’s one final test
[02:35.500]Can you hold a singing note for a stupidly long time
[02:44.000]Well it’s my party piece so let’s make it a little harder
[02:49.000]By starting it way up high
[02:52.400]Come on, give it a go
[02:58.000]Let’s see how long you can hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooold on to a note!