| Song | Can You Stand Upon One Leg |
| Artist | The Divine Comedy |
| Album | Bang Goes The Knighthood |
| [00:11.000] | Can you stand upon one leg |
| [00:16.000] | It’s harder than you think |
| [00:20.000] | If you can do it without falling down |
| [00:23.000] | You can do just about anything |
| [00:28.000] | Go on, see if you can |
| [00:33.000] | See how long you can stand on one leg |
| [00:45.000] | Can you beat your dad at chess |
| [00:50.000] | It’s harder than you think |
| [00:55.000] | Sit him down at Christmas |
| [00:56.000] | Turn the TV off |
| [00:58.000] | Give him lots of chocolates and a drink |
| [01:04.000] | And he might give you a match |
| [01:07.000] | And when you’ve been duly dispatched he will laugh |
| [01:14.000] | Ha ha ha |
| [01:15.000] | And you’ll say, ‘one more game’ |
| [01:20.000] | Can you write a silly song |
| [01:25.000] | It’s harder than you think |
| [01:29.000] | One that’s not too short |
| [01:31.000] | One that’s not too long |
| [01:33.000] | One that can make everybody sing |
| [01:37.000] | Go on, give it a try |
| [01:41.000] | You might do better than I |
| [01:45.000] | It’s just like trying to stand on one leg |
| [01:52.000] | Tell me can you tell a funny joke |
| [01:59.000] | One that makes you laugh out loud |
| [02:03.000] | One that makes the milk come out your nose |
| [02:06.000] | If you know a funny joke then tell it now… |
| [02:24.000] | …that’s not bad, I’m impressed |
| [02:28.500] | But there’s one final test |
| [02:35.500] | Can you hold a singing note for a stupidly long time |
| [02:44.000] | Well it’s my party piece so let’s make it a little harder |
| [02:49.000] | By starting it way up high |
| [02:52.400] | Come on, give it a go |
| [02:58.000] | Let’s see how long you can hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooold on to a note! |
| [00:11.000] | Can you stand upon one leg |
| [00:16.000] | It' s harder than you think |
| [00:20.000] | If you can do it without falling down |
| [00:23.000] | You can do just about anything |
| [00:28.000] | Go on, see if you can |
| [00:33.000] | See how long you can stand on one leg |
| [00:45.000] | Can you beat your dad at chess |
| [00:50.000] | It' s harder than you think |
| [00:55.000] | Sit him down at Christmas |
| [00:56.000] | Turn the TV off |
| [00:58.000] | Give him lots of chocolates and a drink |
| [01:04.000] | And he might give you a match |
| [01:07.000] | And when you' ve been duly dispatched he will laugh |
| [01:14.000] | Ha ha ha |
| [01:15.000] | And you' ll say, ' one more game' |
| [01:20.000] | Can you write a silly song |
| [01:25.000] | It' s harder than you think |
| [01:29.000] | One that' s not too short |
| [01:31.000] | One that' s not too long |
| [01:33.000] | One that can make everybody sing |
| [01:37.000] | Go on, give it a try |
| [01:41.000] | You might do better than I |
| [01:45.000] | It' s just like trying to stand on one leg |
| [01:52.000] | Tell me can you tell a funny joke |
| [01:59.000] | One that makes you laugh out loud |
| [02:03.000] | One that makes the milk come out your nose |
| [02:06.000] | If you know a funny joke then tell it now |
| [02:24.000] | that' s not bad, I' m impressed |
| [02:28.500] | But there' s one final test |
| [02:35.500] | Can you hold a singing note for a stupidly long time |
| [02:44.000] | Well it' s my party piece so let' s make it a little harder |
| [02:49.000] | By starting it way up high |
| [02:52.400] | Come on, give it a go |
| [02:58.000] | Let' s see how long you can hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooold on to a note! |