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[00:07.18]Funky fresh on the muthafuckin' microphone, bitch
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[00:12.96]And it don't stop to the beat, baby
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[00:17.37]Oakland, California is in the house, bitch
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[00:24.06]I tell you, nobody does it better than
[00:26.00]Too Short I got so many raps,
[00:28.27]I know you can't have more'
[00:29.73]Cause I grew up on the mic,
[00:31.15]I spent my whole life
[00:32.86]Writin' raps, late at night
[00:35.36]And I never would make no fake
[00:37.45]LP's Sucker
[00:39.81]MC's don't make no
[00:41.56]G's They make weak, weak raps and need to quit 22 songs and only 3 on hit
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[00:47.44]Frontin' on me like you want some
[00:50.27]Better sell a million records, go platinum'
[00:53.30]Cause I wouldn't waste my time on a one-rap rapper
[00:56.43]You wanna get with me, you gotta climb that ladder
[00:59.09]But you ain't nothin' but a joke
[01:01.70]Rappers make money, tell me why are you broke?
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[01:05.07]We get paid like a muthafucka and we get
[01:07.99]A brand-new house full of brand-new shit
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[01:11.06]A brand-new car in my brand-new driveway
[01:13.91]I always keep the top down on the highway
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[01:17.00]Too Short, baby, known everywhere
[01:19.72]Had a life-long dream to be a player
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[01:23.25]Way too cold at a younger age
[01:25.83]It was everyday, just make that pay 12 years later, you're still in the game
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[01:31.58]And you never talk down on a player's name'
[01:34.96]Cause I'm
[01:35.42]Too Short,
[01:36.48]Too Short Too,
[01:38.32]Too Short,
[01:39.35]Too Short Too
[01:40.96]Short, Too
[01:42.72]Short Too,
[01:44.20]Too Short,
[01:45.27]Too Short
[01:46.63]You see, I'm fresh like always with funky beats
[01:49.44]I say what's up to the brothers on 10th Street
[01:52.37]It's goin' down in the
[01:54.43]Oakland town
[01:55.55]Home of the infamous
[01:57.24]Too Short sound
[01:58.42]So keep your jealous-ass thoughts in your diary
[02:01.17]And if you're lookin' for a leader, you can hire me
[02:04.50]And if your so-called boss don't pay
[02:07.27]The only thing you need to say
[02:10.40]Is " I quit, I'm through with you "
[02:13.19]Pack up your raps and join the
[02:15.22]Dangerous Crew
[02:17.84]We got mo' beats than the average joe
[02:19.88]And a 24-track studio
[02:22.07]So forget what you heard and we'll see it's on
[02:25.55]Oakland, California can't leave me alone'
[02:28.31]Cause I'm the most rappin', most rhymin'
[02:31.77]Sold my drop-top but
[02:33.10]I'm still high-sidin'
[02:34.54]I'm Too Short,
[02:36.16]Too Short Too,
[02:37.75]Too Short,
[02:39.04]Too Short Too
[02:40.91]Short, Too
[02:42.24]Short Too,
[02:43.91]Too Short,
[02:44.84]Too Short
[02:46.46]Now that I've established my career
[02:49.69]I wanna help some other brothers out here
[02:52.57]Hook 'em up and let 'em make some dough
[02:54.99]Flip Benzes and turn out shows'
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[02:58.26]Cause Oakland got talent, fool
[03:01.11]MC's in elementary school
[03:03.77]Not to mention musicians and singers
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[03:07.50]And Shorty
[03:08.48]B with his magical fingers
[03:10.41]We get funky like skunk weed
[03:12.60]Light it up, hit it and get keed
[03:15.57]This dope fiend beat will get you high
[03:18.67]If it don't go gold too soon,
[03:21.23]I'll cry If the bass ain't deep, somethin's wrong
[03:24.64]It must not be a real
[03:26.44]Too short song'
[03:27.77]Cause the first thing
[03:28.88]I do when
[03:29.59]I make my tape
[03:30.75]Is drop a few kicks from my 808
[03:33.65]And when my tapes hit the store, they sell so quick
[03:36.97]You can tell by my big fat royalty check
[03:39.97]It's just a dangerous thing when
[03:42.21]I'm on the mic
[03:43.13]And the local police don't even like
[03:45.69]The way we hit your town, it's so funny
[03:48.60]It's all about makin' big money
[03:51.81]So before
[03:52.82]I go, you should remember this
[03:54.62]Muthafuck you, damn shit head bitch
[03:57.75]Cause I'm
[03:58.21]Too Short,
[03:59.27]Too Short Too,
[04:00.75]Too Short,
[04:02.12]Too Short Too
[04:03.84]Short, Too
[04:05.39]Short Too,
[04:07.09]Too Short,
[04:08.00]Too Short Too
[04:10.10]Short, Too
[04:11.52]Short Too,
[04:13.02]Too Short,
[04:14.03]Too Short Too
[04:16.08]Short, Too
[04:17.42]Short Too,
[04:18.91]Too Short,
[04:20.02]Too Short
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