I'm having a mid-life crisis
Behaving in strange ways
Wandering around the supermarket
In a dazeI try to fill my head
With positive thoughts
Try to get a rush
From the merchandise 
I boughtOut of my head
Out of my head
Where do we go
When the feelings are dead
Whatever it takes
To get me through
Whatever it takes
To stop me missing you
Whatever it takes
To get me through
Whatever it takes
To stop me missing you
I tried meditation
Crystal therapy
Colonic irrigation
Didn't agree with me
Road rage and new age
Just tricks of the mind
The onset of middle age
Is all that 
I findOut of my head
Out of my head
Where do we go
When the feelings are dead
Whatever it takes
To get me through
Whatever it takes
To stop me missing you
Whatever it takes
To get me through
Whatever it takes
To stop me missing you
Whatever, whatever, whatever
Whatever, whatever, whatever
Whatever it takes
To get me through
Whatever it takes
To stop me missing you
Whatever it takes
To get me through
Whatever it takes
To stop me missing you
Whatever it takes
To stop me missing you
Whatever it takes
When only you will do
Whatever, whatever, whatever
Whatever, whatever, whatever
I'm having a mid life crisis
Help meI'm having a mid life crisis
Help mePour me a drink
Chop me a line
Roll me a joint
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