Planet of the apes you're a primate, primate
Planet of the apes you're what I hate, I hate
This orangutuan is a one man gang is a fuckin' goon a big fat ass baboon
Planet of the apes, Planet of the apes pla-a-a-a-net
Planet of the apes, Planet of the apes pla-a-a-a-net
Planet of the apes you are so wrong, so wrong
Planet of the dinks here comes King Kong ding dong
You're a simian
you're the missing link
this club's a zoo thanks to you
and your gorilla buddies too
Planet of the Apes, Planet of the apes, Pla-a-a-a-net
Planet of the apes, Planet of the apes, Pla-a-a-a-net
Planet of the apes, Planet of the apes, Pla-a-a-a-net
Planet of the apes, Planet of the apes, Pla-a-a-a-net
Monkey see Monkey do
a shot upside the head for you