作词 : Jughead, Vaid, Vapid, Weasel
I got a little lispand 
I've been working on my limp wrist
Women are a dragand 
I think I wanna be a faggot now
A mincing ninny
A prancing fairy merry little queen
A Bruce La
Bruce wet dream
A nancy boy with wings
I wanna be a homosexual
Shock the middle class
Take it up your punk rock ass
You rub your little thing
When you see phonk dykes in 
Penthouse magazine
So what's the difference
Mr. Cream rinse you just need a man
A beefy leather fag
To take you out in drag
Call me a faggot-
Call me a butt-loving-fudge-packing-queer
I don't care
Cause it's the straight in straght edge
That makes me want to drink a beer
And be a pansy a homo
Sock the middle class
Take it up your punk rock ass
You rub your puny thing
When you see studs with tight jeanspass you on the street
Who wears short shorts: 
You wear short shorts
Your so full of shit
Why dont you admit, that you dont havethe balls to be a queer