| Song | Beginningless Vacation |
| Artist | Screeching Weasel |
| Album | First World Manifesto |
| When I went to bed the other night something terrible occurred to me: | |
| What if I awoke and found myself in an alternate reality? | |
| Among the people waiting for the train | |
| Standing there dejected in the rain | |
| Dreaming up an island far away - beginningless vacation | |
| In another life and time it seemed that everything was beautiful | |
| Now I’m in a jacket and a tie and | |
| I’m sitting in a cubicle | |
| But I’m working up a master plan | |
| Oh, my wife and kids won’t hold me back | |
| Something’s gotta give before | |
| I crack - beginningless vacation | |
| Oh, when I finally get through this pile of debt | |
| I will be free to make my way | |
| I’ll move to | |
| London or learn to fly a jet | |
| Then I can finally fly away | |
| One of these days | |
| I’m going to leave and | |
| I’ll never go to work again | |
| It’ll be the last they see of me - | |
| I’ll be following my heart instead | |
| But it’s always much more fun to dream | |
| Than to run off doing crazy things | |
| If it means | |
| I’m risking poverty - beginningless vacation | |
| At least I have the weekends all to me | |
| Holidays and summer hours free | |
| I can always dream about my sweet beginningless vacation | |
| Beginningless vacation [x2] |
| When I went to bed the other night something terrible occurred to me: | |
| What if I awoke and found myself in an alternate reality? | |
| Among the people waiting for the train | |
| Standing there dejected in the rain | |
| Dreaming up an island far away beginningless vacation | |
| In another life and time it seemed that everything was beautiful | |
| Now I' m in a jacket and a tie and | |
| I' m sitting in a cubicle | |
| But I' m working up a master plan | |
| Oh, my wife and kids won' t hold me back | |
| Something' s gotta give before | |
| I crack beginningless vacation | |
| Oh, when I finally get through this pile of debt | |
| I will be free to make my way | |
| I' ll move to | |
| London or learn to fly a jet | |
| Then I can finally fly away | |
| One of these days | |
| I' m going to leave and | |
| I' ll never go to work again | |
| It' ll be the last they see of me | |
| I' ll be following my heart instead | |
| But it' s always much more fun to dream | |
| Than to run off doing crazy things | |
| If it means | |
| I' m risking poverty beginningless vacation | |
| At least I have the weekends all to me | |
| Holidays and summer hours free | |
| I can always dream about my sweet beginningless vacation | |
| Beginningless vacation x2 |