作曲 : Jason Sellards & Scott Hoffman & Ana Lynch
 作词 : Hoffman, Lynch, Sellards
Creamsicle sky while the sun sets up in the west
Where are the queers on the piers?
Heard they it gave their best

Now they got jobs at a local fast food chain

Flippin' tricks for the burger,
Since Lady M jacked their fame

Flippin' tricks for the burger,
Since Lady M jacked their fame

'Cause you can't see tits on the radio

I'll give you five fingers for a one man show

Fasten those pants for the lap dance

Take a shot now this may be your last chance
There ain't no tits on the radio （Oh no）
There ain't no tits on the radio （Oh no）
There ain't no tits on the radio （Oh no）
There ain't no tits on the radio （No no）

Dark room Danny can't see with the lights turned out

Black haired tranny counts sheep with her bed turned down

But the bed's in Jersey and the sheep's on a farm
Dark room Danny hears police alarm
Dark room Danny moon can't I kent see with the lights turned out

Dark room Danny can't see with the lights turned out

'Cause you can't see tits on the radio
I'll give you five fingers for a one man show
Fasten those pants for the lap dance

Take a shot now this may be your last chance
There ain't no tits on the radio （Oh no）
There ain't no tits on the radio （Oh no）
There ain't no tits on the radio （Oh no）
There ain't no tits on the radio （No no）
But you can't see tits on the radio

I'll give you five fingers for a one man show
Fasten those pants for the lap dance

Take a shot now this may be your last chance