Hey, I'm calling you back
Uh, she's been a b*tch tonight

And by b*tch I mean this rain
No cab, nowhere

So I had to put on the wigs
And the heels and the lashes and the earring
And take the train to the club

And you know the MTA should stand for motherf*ckers touching my ass

So then I get to the club looking like a drowned harassed rat
And greeted not by Miss Rose at the door
But our friend, Johnny 5.0

Yes honey, the NYPD shut down the party!

You know before me
I don't even know it's kiki!

So I hope you're up, girl
Cause we are all coming over

Lock the doors, lower the blinds
Fire up the pop machine and put on your heels
Cause I know exactly what we need!

Let's have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki!
Lock the doors tight!
Let's have a kiki, motherf*cker
I'm gonna let you have it
Let's have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki
Dive, turn, work
Let's have a kiki
We're gonna serve
And work and turn, and honey

A kiki is a party for calming all your nerves
We're spilling tea and dishing just deserts one may deserve
And though the sun is rising, few may choose to leave
So shade that lid and we'll all bid adieu to your ennui

Let's have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki!
Lock the doors tight!
Let's have a kiki, motherf*cker
I'm gonna let you have it
Let's have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki
Dive, turn, work
Let's have a kiki
We're gonna serve
And work and turn, and honey

Oh, what a wonderful kiki!
This kiki is marvelous!

Kiki! Soso! Oui Oui! Non Non!
Kiki! Soso! Oui Oui! Non Non!
Kiki! Soso! Oui Oui! Non Non!
Kiki! Soso! Oui Oui! Non Non!

Let's have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki!
Lock the doors tight!
Let's have a kiki, motherf*cker
I'm gonna let you have it
Let's have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki
Dive, turn, work
Let's have a kiki
We're gonna serve
And work and turn, and honey

Let's have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki!
Lock the doors tight!
Let's have a kiki
I'm gonna let you have it
Let's have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki
Whips and cream
Let's have a kiki
We're gonna serve
And work and turn, and honey