作曲 : Bennett, Dalton, Elliott
The screams from my alarm scares the sleep from me
It s my sleep thief it steals dreams from me
It s an invention invented with the intention of compelling
The most innocent of women to start swearing
I got a word with four letters to describe all the bullshit 
I heard on these four days of work
Jackie from 
HR is soon to give birth so there backed up like brick wall or black boys on a curb
Or at least that s why 
I heard anyway outside in the smokers haunt earlier today
Until light rain landing right on my b&h the water that wetted it made it hard to inhale
Four minutes more life is what a smoker would say like 
Jackie in admin who drinks 2 litres a day
I know this because a little game 
I like to play
I waste time and gaze at the water cooler but today is my bestest day of the week so far
It starts with f and ends with liquor
For tonight we laugh we joke and play hard
CHORUSEvery day it is the same show my boss is an a hole but 
I m on the pay role so 
I guess I ll just stay
Can I tell time is what he know wants to know
I m suppose to start at nine but its nine two 0
But it s not my fault it s the fault of 
Blair cause 
I went to the bus stop and there weren t no bus there
So I went to the train station and guess what 
I sawPeople doing kung fu just to get through the doors
Started fighting cussing and pulling hair and you know that 
I m farse so 
I was staying there
But now he s looking at me like 
I m a liar but if he calls me that then 
I will get fired
Cause even though it s true 
I won t except that no name calling that was in my contract
But I m a good worker file all my files on time
Don t get my files mixed up with files that s not mine
Printed on both sides are the correct codes
And if he act like he don t know the 
I ll make him know
But today is my bestest day of the week by far
It starts with an f and ends with liquor for tonight we laugh we joke and play hard