I been trying to develop an alternative fuel From a mix of all natural substances But the mix was highly volatile until we find a catalyst To help stabilize the compound and supercharge the fuel I'm sorry what was this magical catalyst Marijuana motherf**ker Uh ladies and gentlemen players and playettes Teachers staff and students I am very honored to welcome you To the high school annual talent show Brought to you by the makers of Wiz Khalifa Premium Rolling Papers And the qualified rollers of Snoop Dogg Master Kush So without further adieux let's get this show on the road First contestant bring your talent to the foreground And let your smoke be yo' background Everytime I go out I'm blowing that smoke out I buy it don't even know the price I talk cause I live it come pay me a visit And I'll be somewhere up in the sky My nigga it's about to go down We fly it's no lie that we high 'til we die All we need up in heres hoes now Roll one up clean the ride case them hoes wanna jump inside Got a joint filled with quality shit My bottom bitch smoking with me niggas talk shit All of 'em shrimp I'm a big fish Roll a joint lick it once tell you hit this Groupies on my dick Several kushes on my hit-list In and out these niggas bitches Smoking tree and not to mention hustling trying to mind my business You probably went to class while I was in the hallway skipping Yeah I hear what they saying just be to high to listen 'Bout my money tripping if I even fold it wrong You ain't smoking this good If it's fire tell you I sold it all Or wait 'til one of my hoes come 'round to roll it all Or say f**k it and cuff it 'til I go smoke with Dogg I show off I show off I show off Car push to start hit the button once it go off Keep the money coming in and the papers rolled up And ain't worried about a hating nigga they get no love Everytime I go out I'm blowing that smoke out I buy it don't even know the price I talk cause I live it come pay me a visit And I'll be somewhere up in the sky My nigga it's about to go down We fly it's no lie that we high 'til we die All we need up in heres hoes now Roll one up clean the ride case them hoes wanna jump inside I go green like I was Arch Bishop Don Juan And blow circles around you suckas like a marathon My gym teacher told me but I didn't listen My bitch did my homework and now I'm in detention It should be suspension This is my audition So play your position get the picture I envision Did she mention: Snoop Dogg was made for kissing A barracuda fishing she on a mission for me Pleasure pain and glory in my inventory My SATs my little bitch she did 'em for me And now we prancing on stage at the talent show We flossing my clothes my chain and my knapsack Full of that hand me that can you see my telescope Principal say she want to see me cause she smell my smoke 'Bout my money tripping even if I fold it wrong Blowing zones with Wiz because this is the protocol Everytime I go out I'm blowing that smoke out I buy it don't even know the price I talk cause I live it come pay me a visit And I'll be somewhere up in the sky My nigga it's about to go down We fly it's no lie that we high 'til we die All we need up in heres hoes now Roll one up clean the ride case them hoes wanna jump inside Yeah it's the Archbishop Don "Magic" Juan It's a talent show and everybody got to know You got to be ready so you don't have to get ready So when I stepped in for the talent show I had stole the show because I was already ready Everybody should know they part Because the whole world is the stage And everybody play a part So when you at the talent show You got to know yo' part And you got to know when to move And when not to move And by me being a famous player And know my game I took the talent show because I had style I had flash I had originality I had me and that's what it's all about When you doin a talent show you got to be you Green for the money gold for the honey I'm the original