[00:13.98]Writer(s): dennis/adair
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[00:17.02]I make a date for golf -
[00:20.00]You can bet you life it rains.
[00:24.28]I try to give a party -
[00:28.88]And the guy upstairs complains.
[00:32.43]I guess i'll go thru life;
[00:36.84]Just catchin' colds and missin' trains,
[00:41.52]Ev'rything happens to me.
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[00:49.00]I never miss a thing -
[00:52.96]I've had measles and the mumps.
[00:57.28]And ev'ry time i play my ace -
[01:02.67]My partner always trumps.
[01:05.22]I guess i'm just a fool;
[01:09.70]Who never looks before he jumps,
[01:13.96]Ev'rything happens to me.
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[01:22.39]At first my heart tho't;
[01:24.89]You could break this jinx for me.
[01:29.24]That love would turn the trick;
[01:32.48]To end  despair.
[01:37.55]But now, i just can't fool;
[01:42.66]This head that thinks for me.
[01:45.78]I've mortgaged all my castles in the air.
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[01:53.73]I've telegraphed and called;
[01:57.63]I sent "air mail special", too;
[02:02.43]You answer was goodbye -
[02:05.76]And there was even postage due.
[02:10.26]I fell in love just once;
[02:14.39]And then it had to be with you,
[02:18.34]Ev'rything happens to me.
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