I read the news today oh, boy 
 About a lucky man who made the grade 
 And though the news was rather sad 
 Well, i just had to laugh 
 I saw the photograph 
 He blew his mind out in a car 
 He didn't notice that the lights had changed 
 A crowd of people stood and stared 
 They'd seen his face before 
 Nobody was really sure if he was from the house of lords 
 　　 
 I saw a film today oh, boy 
 The english army had just won the war 
 A crowd of people turned away 
 But i just had to look 
 Having read the book 
 I love to turn you on. 
 　　 
 Woke up, got out of bed 
 Dragged a comb across my head 
 Found my way downstairs and drank a cup 
 And looking up, I noticed i was late 
 Found my coat and grabbed my hat 
 Made the bus in seconds flat 
 Found my way upstairs and had a smoke 
 Somebody spoke and i went into a dream 
 
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