Artist:rod stewart Songs Title:foolish behaviour Can I introduce myself Im a man of panache and wealth Sound in mind, body, soul and health Why I wanna kill my wife I have the urge to take her life Been planing for years to get rid of her Not divorce I really do mean to kill her Shes so full of useless information and trivia Thats why I wanna kill my wife I have a duty to take her life Her stupid friends get right up my nose They all wear annoyingly sensible clothes Theyre all so bleeding grandiose, You know why I should kill her friends Theyre all driving mercedes benz. Hell escape down into mexico Sell the house and find a nice young girl Hell laugh and sing and he wont work anymore. Should I string her up or strangle her in bed Suffocate that little venomous head Or perhaps Ill just whip her to death Listen do me a favor kill my wife Do it for mankind take her life Or should I act quite cold and deliberate Or maybe blow out her brains with a bullet Theyll think suicide they wont know who done it Im gonna kill my wife Im really gonna take her life. Hell escape down into mexico Sell the house and find a nice young girl Hell laugh and sing and he wont work anymore The moment of truth has come Im at the point of no return Ive got my hands locked round her throat Im about to kill my wife Dont stop me now Im gonna take her life Too late now Im gonna kill my wife Cant help myself Im gonna take her life Telephone rang and he woke from his sleep His wife snoring soundly next to him It was all a very nasty dream