[00:02.02]Artist:rod stewart [00:02.89]Songs Title:foolish behaviour [00:03.89] [00:22.57]Can I introduce myself [00:25.69]Im a man of panache and wealth [00:29.13]Sound in mind, body, soul and health [00:32.87]Why I wanna kill my wife [00:37.50]I have the urge to take her life [00:41.31]Been planing for years to get rid of her [00:45.19]Not divorce I really do mean to kill her [00:48.37]Shes so full of useless information and trivia [00:53.06]Thats why I wanna kill my wife [00:56.88]I have a duty to take her life [01:00.93]Her stupid friends get right up my nose [01:11.75]They all wear annoyingly sensible clothes [01:15.63]Theyre all so bleeding grandiose, [01:20.00]You know why I should kill her friends [01:23.82]Theyre all driving mercedes benz. [01:27.18]Hell escape down into mexico [01:30.75]Sell the house and find a nice young girl [01:41.75]Hell laugh and sing and he wont work anymore. [01:45.18]Should I string her up or strangle her in bed [01:58.25]Suffocate that little venomous head [02:02.12]Or perhaps Ill just whip her to death [02:05.68]Listen do me a favor kill my wife [02:10.43]Do it for mankind take her life [02:13.99]Or should I act quite cold and deliberate [02:17.81]Or maybe blow out her brains with a bullet [02:21.62]Theyll think suicide they wont know who done it [02:26.12]Im gonna kill my wife Im really gonna take her life. [02:33.12]Hell escape down into mexico [02:40.62]Sell the house and find a nice young girl [02:47.99]Hell laugh and sing and he wont work anymore [02:54.18]The moment of truth has come [03:12.24]Im at the point of no return [03:15.62]Ive got my hands locked round her throat [03:20.30]Im about to kill my wife [03:23.87]Dont stop me now Im gonna take her life [03:27.49]Too late now Im gonna kill my wife [03:31.31]Cant help myself Im gonna take her life [03:34.62]Telephone rang and he woke from his sleep [03:38.06]His wife snoring soundly next to him [03:47.87]It was all a very nasty dream