| Song | Me And My Monkey (Live At Knebworth) |
| Artist | Robbie Williams |
| Album | Live At Knebworth |
| There was me and my monkey | |
| And with his dungarees and roller blades smoking filter tips | |
| Reclining in the passenger seat of my super charged jet black Chevrolet | |
| He had the soft top down, he liked the wind in his face | |
| He said, \"Son, you ever been to Vegas'?\" I said \"No\" | |
| He said, \"That's where we're gonna go, you need a change of pace\" | |
| Oh and we hit the strip with all the wedding chapels and the neon signs | |
| She said, ‽I left my wallet in El Segondo and proceeded to take two grand of mine†| |
| We made tracks to the Mandalay Bay Hotel | |
| Asked the bell boy, if he'd take me and my monkey as well? | |
| He looked in the passenger seat of my car and with a smile, he said | |
| ‽If your monkey's got that kind of money sir, then we've got a monkey bed! †| |
| Me and my monkey | |
| With a dream and a gun | |
| I'm hoping my monkey | |
| Don't point that gun at anyone | |
| Me and my monkey | |
| Like Butch and The Sundance Kid | |
| Trying to understand | |
| Why he did, what he did? | |
| Why he did, what he did? | |
| We got the elevator, I hit the thirty third floor | |
| We had a room up top with the panoramic views | |
| Like nothing you'd ever seen before | |
| He went to sleep in the bidet and when he awoke | |
| He ran his little monkey fingers through the yellow pages | |
| Called up Escort Services and ordered some okey doke | |
| Forty minutes later, there came a knock at the door | |
| In walked this big bad ass baboon into my bedroom with three monkey whores | |
| Hi! my name is Sunshine, these are my girls | |
| Lace my palm with silver baby, ha ha oh yeah | |
| And they'll rock your world | |
| So I watched pay per view and polished my shoes and my gun | |
| Was digging on Kurt Cobain sing about Lithium | |
| There came a knock at the door and in walked Sunshine | |
| What's up? | |
| You'd better get your ass in here boy | |
| Your monkey's having too much of a good time | |
| Me and my monkey | |
| Drove in search of the sun | |
| Me and my monkey | |
| Don't point that gun at anyone | |
| Me and my monkey | |
| Like Billy The Kid | |
| Trying to understand | |
| Why he did, what he did? | |
| Why he did, what he did? | |
| Got tickets to see Sheena Easton, the monkey was high | |
| Said it was a burning ambition to see her before he died | |
| We left before encores, he couldn't sit still | |
| Sheena was a blast baby but my monkey was ill | |
| We went to play Black Jack, kept hitting twenty three | |
| Couldn't help but notice this Mexican just staring at me | |
| Or was it my monkey? I couldn't be sure | |
| It's not like you'd never seen a monkey in roller blades and dungarees | |
| before | |
| Now don't test my patience 'cause we're not about to run | |
| That's a bad ass monkey boy and he's packin' a gun | |
| \"My name is Rodriguez'\" he says, with death in his eye | |
| \"I've been chasing you for a long time, amigos | |
| And now your monkey's gonna die\" | |
| Me and my monkey | |
| Drove in search of the sun | |
| Now me and my monkey | |
| We don't wanna kill no Mexican | |
| But we got ten itchy fingers | |
| One thing to declare | |
| When the monkey is high | |
| You do not stare | |
| You do not stare | |
| You do not stare | |
| Looks like we got ourselves to Mexican stand off here boy | |
| Ha | |
| And I ain't about to run | |
| Put your gun down boy | |
| How did I get mixed up with this fuckin' monkey anyhow? |
| There was me and my monkey | |
| And with his dungarees and roller blades smoking filter tips | |
| Reclining in the passenger seat of my super charged jet black Chevrolet | |
| He had the soft top down, he liked the wind in his face | |
| He said, " Son, you ever been to Vegas'?" I said " No" | |
| He said, " That' s where we' re gonna go, you need a change of pace" | |
| Oh and we hit the strip with all the wedding chapels and the neon signs | |
| She said, I left my wallet in El Segondo and proceeded to take two grand of mine | |
| We made tracks to the Mandalay Bay Hotel | |
| Asked the bell boy, if he' d take me and my monkey as well? | |
| He looked in the passenger seat of my car and with a smile, he said | |
| If your monkey' s got that kind of money sir, then we' ve got a monkey bed! | |
| Me and my monkey | |
| With a dream and a gun | |
| I' m hoping my monkey | |
| Don' t point that gun at anyone | |
| Me and my monkey | |
| Like Butch and The Sundance Kid | |
| Trying to understand | |
| Why he did, what he did? | |
| Why he did, what he did? | |
| We got the elevator, I hit the thirty third floor | |
| We had a room up top with the panoramic views | |
| Like nothing you' d ever seen before | |
| He went to sleep in the bidet and when he awoke | |
| He ran his little monkey fingers through the yellow pages | |
| Called up Escort Services and ordered some okey doke | |
| Forty minutes later, there came a knock at the door | |
| In walked this big bad ass baboon into my bedroom with three monkey whores | |
| Hi! my name is Sunshine, these are my girls | |
| Lace my palm with silver baby, ha ha oh yeah | |
| And they' ll rock your world | |
| So I watched pay per view and polished my shoes and my gun | |
| Was digging on Kurt Cobain sing about Lithium | |
| There came a knock at the door and in walked Sunshine | |
| What' s up? | |
| You' d better get your ass in here boy | |
| Your monkey' s having too much of a good time | |
| Me and my monkey | |
| Drove in search of the sun | |
| Me and my monkey | |
| Don' t point that gun at anyone | |
| Me and my monkey | |
| Like Billy The Kid | |
| Trying to understand | |
| Why he did, what he did? | |
| Why he did, what he did? | |
| Got tickets to see Sheena Easton, the monkey was high | |
| Said it was a burning ambition to see her before he died | |
| We left before encores, he couldn' t sit still | |
| Sheena was a blast baby but my monkey was ill | |
| We went to play Black Jack, kept hitting twenty three | |
| Couldn' t help but notice this Mexican just staring at me | |
| Or was it my monkey? I couldn' t be sure | |
| It' s not like you' d never seen a monkey in roller blades and dungarees | |
| before | |
| Now don' t test my patience ' cause we' re not about to run | |
| That' s a bad ass monkey boy and he' s packin' a gun | |
| " My name is Rodriguez'" he says, with death in his eye | |
| " I' ve been chasing you for a long time, amigos | |
| And now your monkey' s gonna die" | |
| Me and my monkey | |
| Drove in search of the sun | |
| Now me and my monkey | |
| We don' t wanna kill no Mexican | |
| But we got ten itchy fingers | |
| One thing to declare | |
| When the monkey is high | |
| You do not stare | |
| You do not stare | |
| You do not stare | |
| Looks like we got ourselves to Mexican stand off here boy | |
| Ha | |
| And I ain' t about to run | |
| Put your gun down boy | |
| How did I get mixed up with this fuckin' monkey anyhow? |