[00:04]Please, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman
[00:08]From that moment you'll be out of place and underdressed
[00:12]I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it
[00:16]Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and...
[00:21]Please, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman
[00:24]From that moment you'll be out of place and underdressed
[00:28]I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it
[00:33]Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and...
[00:37]When you're in black slacks with
[00:38]accentuating, off-white, pinstripes
[00:40]Whoa, everything goes according to plan
[00:45]I'm the new cancer, never looked better, you can't stand it
[00:49]Because you say so under your breath
[00:50]You're reading lips "When did he get all confident?"
[00:53]Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
[00:58]Never looked better, and you can't stand it
[01:10]Next is a trip to the, the ladies room in vain, and
[01:14]I bet you just can't keep up with,
[01:15](keep up) with these fashionistas, and
[01:18]Tonight, tonight you are,
[01:19]you are a whispering campaign
[01:22]I bet to them your name is "Cheap",
[01:24]I bet to them you look like shh...
[01:26]Talk to the mirror,
[01:28]oh, choke back tears
[01:30]And keep telling yourself that "I'm a diva!"
[01:34]Oh and the smokes in that cigarette box on the table
[01:39]they just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerin
[01:47]I'm the new cancer, never looked better, you can't stand it
[01:50]Because you say so under your breath
[01:52]You're reading lips "When did he get all confident?"
[01:55]Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
[01:59]Never looked better, and you can't stand it
[02:27]Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
[02:31]I've never looked better, and you can't stand it
[02:36]Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
[02:41]I've never looked better, and you can't stand it
[02:46]And I know, and I know,
[02:47]it just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up
[02:51]I've never been so surreptitious,
[02:53]so of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch
[02:55]And I know, and I know,
[02:57]it just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up
[03:00]I've never been so surreptitious,
[03:02]so of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch
[03:05]And I know, and I know,
[03:06]it just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up
[03:10]I've never been so surreptitious,
[03:12]so of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch