Mister Cellophane -  John Cena
If someone stood up in a crowd
And raised his voice up way out loud
And waved his arm
And shook his leg

You'd notice him

If someone in a movie show
Yelled "fired in the second row,
This whole place is a powder keg!"

You'd notice him

And even without clucking like a hen

Everyone gets noticed, now and then,

Unless, of course,
that personage shouldbe

Invisisble, inconsequential me!

Cellophane
Mister cellophane
Should have been my name
Mister cellophane
'cause you can look right through me
Walk right by me
And never know I'm there!
I tell ya
Cellophane
Mister cellophane
Should have been my name
Mister cellophane
'cause you can look right through me
walk right by me
And never know I'm there

Suppose you was a little cat
Residin' in a person's flat
Who fed you fish
and scratched yourears?
You'd notice him
Supoose you was a woman wed
And sleepin' in a double bed beside

a man for seven years
You'd notice hime

A human being's made of more thatn air

With all that bulk , you're bound to see
him there
Unless that human bein' next to you

Is unimpressive, undistingueshed

You know who

Should have been my name
Mister cellophane
cause you can look right through me
Walk right by me
And never know I'im there
I tell ya
Cellophane

Mister cellophane
Should have been my name
Mister cellophane
'cause you can look right through me
Walk right by me
And never know I'm there
Never even know I'm there