| Song | No Problems |
| Artist | NOFX |
| Album | Liberal Animation |
| Sitting by yourself again, | |
| No friends are near, | |
| You got a needle in one hand, | |
| And in the other one a beer. | |
| You can't cope with life, | |
| You can even get up, | |
| Who's gonna help you? | |
| You've got to pick yourself up. | |
| But I've got no problems, | |
| I've got no problems... | |
| Your mind's so fuckin clouded, | |
| You cant see through the haze. |