I play pool 'cause I'm no fool I play pool 'cause I'm coolI play pool after school I play pool all the time Cue in my left hand, beer in right I shout and drink all through the night That sloppy English does me just right I use that sloppy English all the time I hold my stick like I hold my dick Hustling beers from wetto that's the trick I use that sloppy English all the time